Offscript: Episode 013 – The One About the 2013 Forgotten Flix Spooky Flix Fest

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In this episode Jason and Joel keep it short and sweet.

It’s all about Forgotten Flix’s Spooky Flix Fest ’13, and what it means for Offscript.

 

 

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Offscript: Episode 012 – The One About Barbarian Queens and Peruvian Russians

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In this episode Jason and Joel discuss Jason’s Corman-movie fetish via Barbarian Queen and whether or not Boris Vallejo is Russian, Peruvian, both… or neither.

And in Trailer Trash we delve into Drew: The Man Behind the Poster, Out of the Furnace, 47 Ronin, and The Monuments Men.

 

 

 

 

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Offscript: Episode 011 – The One About Playing with Our Bad Milo

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In this episode Jason and Joel give a quick review of their recent viewing of The Conjuring and gush a little on their love of classically-styled horror.

Then Joel drops a movie boom-goes-the-dynamite surprise when he admits to watching a movie that Jason has talked and gushed over for a REALLY long . . . → Read More: Offscript: Episode 011 – The One About Playing with Our Bad Milo

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Offscript: Episode 010 – The One About The Escape Plan of Frankenstein’s Army

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In this episode you get a LOT of Trailer Trash talk, including way too much analysis of The Escape Plan, Frankenstein’s Army, and Curse of Chucky (aka Child’s Play 6).

Plus, Jason taunts Joel about The Conjuring and they wade hip deep into a discussion about whether it’s okay for a movie . . . → Read More: Offscript: Episode 010 – The One About The Escape Plan of Frankenstein’s Army

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Offscript: Episode 9 – The One About $150 Movie Tickets and Lt. Dangle

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What started out as an intellectual and civil discussion regarding the ideas presented by two of the world’s most insightful and successful producer/directors, quickly spirals into an all out whine festival (complete with music).

Jason and Joel talk (complain) about the recent video showing Lucas and Spielberg discussing the future of movie . . . → Read More: Offscript: Episode 9 – The One About $150 Movie Tickets and Lt. Dangle

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Offscript: Episode 8 – The One About Man of Steel

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No. This one isn’t about Jason’s super six pack (ahem…pony keg.) This time the boys both went to see the latest Superman reboot – Man of Steel – on opening weekend so you know they have to talk about it. The big questions are

1) Did they like it? and

2) Did . . . → Read More: Offscript: Episode 8 – The One About Man of Steel

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Offscript: Episode 7 – The One About Our Ghastly Love

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In this installment of Off Script Jason and Joel engage in more upcoming movie trailers like Europa Report and The World’s End. Joel shares his thoughts (since he FINALLY saw them) on Iron Man 3, Star Trek Into Darkness, and Attack the Block. He also gives his initial take on Season 4 . . . → Read More: Offscript: Episode 7 – The One About Our Ghastly Love

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Offscript: Episode 6 – The One About The Impossible, The Strangers, Almost Human and Big Movie Money

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In this installment of Off Script Jason and Joel cover some movies they’ve seen recently including Jason’s experience with the Smurfs (2011) movie, Joel’s emotional roller coaster watch of The Impossible (2012), and then goes on a rant after seeing The Strangers (2008.) Then the boys dig deep into the dumpster as . . . → Read More: Offscript: Episode 6 – The One About The Impossible, The Strangers, Almost Human and Big Movie Money

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Offscript: Episode 5 – The One About Jersey Shore Shark Attack, Oblivion CGI, John Williams, and (yes, even more) Star Wars Talk

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In this installment of Off Script Jason and Joel dig deep (I mean REEEEEAL deep) as they discuss Joel’s inability to stomach the 87 minute running time of the SyFy classic, Jersey Shore Shark Attack.

They also discuss the newish sci-fi film, Oblivion, and why Joel now believes CGI may, in fact, . . . → Read More: Offscript: Episode 5 – The One About Jersey Shore Shark Attack, Oblivion CGI, John Williams, and (yes, even more) Star Wars Talk

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Offscript: Episode 4 – The One About B Movies…That is All

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In this installment of Off Script Joel loses his SyFy virginity to one of Jason’s favorite new creature features, Mega Piranha, starring Tiffany and Barry Williams. This cinematic showdown has been brewing for a long time. Jason’s love of cheesey creature feature B movies and Joel’s love of making fun of Jason. . . . → Read More: Offscript: Episode 4 – The One About B Movies…That is All

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Peter’s Retro Reviews: Steel Dawn (1987)

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by Peter Nielsen

 

“He is the desert warrior, carving the future with his sword.”

Well, ladies and gentlemen, it’s time to return to a subgenre I have a soft spot for, namely the post apocalyptic action flick! Most of them were basically rip-offs of Mad Max (1979) and The Road Warrior (1981), and . . . → Read More: Peter’s Retro Reviews: Steel Dawn (1987)

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130 – Forgotten Flix: The Future is Epilogue

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In this episode of The Forgotten Flix Podcast, your host, Joel Robertson (that’s me!), celebrates the 4-year anniversary of Forgotten Flix, and this time he’s flying solo!

I’m going to share with you

some big news related to my future as a retro movie podcaster why you’ll want to stay . . . → Read More: 130 – Forgotten Flix: The Future is Epilogue

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Offscript: Episode 3 – The One About Video Stores, Norman Bates, Wolverine, and Some Assault on Precinct 13 Wanna-be Trailers

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Jason is back from vacation. He went to a Blockbuster Video “going out of business” sale, which leads the boys into a discussion about the nearly dead world of video stores and the creeps that frequent them. Joel gives his thoughts on the Bates Motel T.V series pilot, which leads your daring . . . → Read More: Offscript: Episode 3 – The One About Video Stores, Norman Bates, Wolverine, and Some Assault on Precinct 13 Wanna-be Trailers

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Offscript: Episode 2 – The One About Jurassic Park, Books-to-Movies, God-freaking-Zilla and the 1st A.D.D. Top 10

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What starts out as a simple discussion about the announcement of the director for Jurassic Park 4 leads the doofuses (doofi?) down a Spielberg-esque memory lane and a fairly heated discussion about book-to-movie translations. Joel also dangles a meat stick in front of the Jason tiger when he brings up the newest . . . → Read More: Offscript: Episode 2 – The One About Jurassic Park, Books-to-Movies, God-freaking-Zilla and the 1st A.D.D. Top 10

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Bruce Lee: Commemorating the Dragon on his Birthday

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Jackie Chan, Jet Li, Tony Jaa, along with every new up and coming martial arts star has been referred to as “The next Bruce Lee.” Lee practiced martial arts, taught others, brought martial arts to the mainstream via television and movies while breaking racial stereotypes in Hollywood. Now, some 40 years after his death,

. . . → Read More: Bruce Lee: Commemorating the Dragon on his Birthday

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Off Script with Jason and Joel: Episode 001 – The One About The Lone Ranger, The Conjuring, and Fire Marshall Bill

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Editor’s Note: Join your favorite comedy podcast chumps, Jason and Joel, as they go totally “off script” and take you into the minds of two of the most scatterbrained movie/TV nerds you’ll ever meet with all the shenanigans and tomfoolery you can handle.

From 60s sci-fi cheese and 80s nostalgia, to today’s billion . . . → Read More: Off Script with Jason and Joel: Episode 001 – The One About The Lone Ranger, The Conjuring, and Fire Marshall Bill

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5 Tips for How to Cope Now That The Forgotten Flix Podcast is No More

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This is the end, beautiful friend….

We snickered, we cried, we marvelled as Jason and Joel heroically smashed the 2-hour barrier….

Yes my friends, the forgotten flix podcast is no more. All we’re left with is the sound of tumbleweed and the faint ghost of a terrible accent, like laughter in the wind.

How . . . → Read More: 5 Tips for How to Cope Now That The Forgotten Flix Podcast is No More

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129 – Forgotten Flix: Is This The End?

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In this episode of The Forgotten Flix Podcast, it’s the last episode featuring that dynamic duo of Jason Grooms and Joel Robertson!

But is it really and truly the last episode… forever?

Well, you’ll have to listen in and find out!

Our Movie Picks:

Jason’s Picks:

Episode 012 – Throw Momma From the Train

. . . → Read More: 129 – Forgotten Flix: Is This The End?

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Spooky Flix Fest ’14 – OTR Suspense: The House in Cypress Canyon (1946)

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This year we wanted to offer up a special October Halloween treat. Take it up a notch.

In this bonus episode of the 2014 Spooky Flix Fest, we’re presenting an episode of the classic Old Time Radio series, Suspense!

This classic episode is called The House in Cypress Canyon and stars Robert Taylor.

Plot . . . → Read More: Spooky Flix Fest ’14 – OTR Suspense: The House in Cypress Canyon (1946)

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128 – Spooky Flix Fest ’14: Lady In White (1988)

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Courtesy of Kevin Spencer @ inkspatters.com

In this episode of The Forgotten Flix Podcast, it’s the second episode of the 2014 Spooky Flix Fest!

Jason and Joel learn what a dream walking really looks like and it’s creepy as hell in the Lady In White (1988)!

Do you remember checking this flick out . . . → Read More: 128 – Spooky Flix Fest ’14: Lady In White (1988)

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Spooky Flix Fest ’14 – Bonus Episode 21: Stephen King’s Dollar Babies

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In this bonus episode of the 2014 Spooky Flix Fest, special guest host Peter Nielsen and Joel discuss Stephen King’s Dollar Babies!

What the hell’s a “dollar baby,” you ask? Well, I guess you’re going to have to listen in to find out!

Special thanks to: The fantastic art provided by artist Kevin . . . → Read More: Spooky Flix Fest ’14 – Bonus Episode 21: Stephen King’s Dollar Babies

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Spooky Flix Fest ’14 – Bonus Episode 20: Friday the 13th

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In this bonus episode of the 2014 Spooky Flix Fest, special guest host Terry East (check out his Flickering Waves podcast) shares why no one’s safe at summer camp when he takes a trip back to Camp Blood and Friday the 13th!

Next BONUS episode is all about… Stephen King’s Dollar Babies with guest . . . → Read More: Spooky Flix Fest ’14 – Bonus Episode 20: Friday the 13th

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Spooky Flix Fest ’14 – Bonus Episode 19: Pet Sematary (1990)

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In this bonus episode of the 2014 Spooky Flix Fest, special guest host Jason Pyles (Horror Movie Podcast and Movie Podcast Weekly) joins Joel and shares why thirteen-year-olds may not want to go digging around the Pet Sematary (1990)!

Next BONUS episode is all about… Friday the 13th (the whole series) with guest . . . → Read More: Spooky Flix Fest ’14 – Bonus Episode 19: Pet Sematary (1990)

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Spooky Flix Fest ’14 – Bonus Episode 18: Session 9 (2001)

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In this bonus episode of the 2014 Spooky Flix Fest, special guest host Hammond Chamberlain joins Joel, who is surprised to learn that asbestos can make you crazy as they check into Session 9 (2001)!

Hear more from Hammond and check out his fantastic podcast here!

Next BONUS episode is all about… Pet . . . → Read More: Spooky Flix Fest ’14 – Bonus Episode 18: Session 9 (2001)

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Spooky Flix Fest ’14 – Bonus Episode 17: Creepers [aka Phenomena] (1985)

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In this bonus episode of the 2014 Spooky Flix Fest, Joel is joined by Peter Nielsen to discuss Joel’s childhood trauma after viewing Creepers [aka Phenomena] (1985)!

Next BONUS episode is all about… Session 9 (2001) with guest host Hammond Chamberlain! Special thanks to: The fantastic art provided by artist Kevin Spencer. Check . . . → Read More: Spooky Flix Fest ’14 – Bonus Episode 17: Creepers [aka Phenomena] (1985)

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