Peter’s Retro Reviews: Top Secret! (1984)

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by Peter Nielsen

”If they find out you’ve seen this, your life will be worth less than a truckload of dead rats in a tampon factory”

Well, ladies and gentlemen, it’s the middle of the summer and I’m in the midst of my vacation, so I thought it was time to change decade. We’ve . . . → Read More: Peter’s Retro Reviews: Top Secret! (1984)

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121 – Forgotten Flix: Police Academy (1984)

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In this episode of The Forgotten Flix Podcast, Jason and Joel are doing hard time when they join the Police Academy (1984)!

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120 – Forgotten Flix: The Karate Kid (1984)

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In this episode of The Forgotten Flix Podcast, Jason and Joel are showing no mercy as we remember an 80s classic, The Karate Kid (1984)!

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Peter’s Retro Reviews: Octaman (1971)

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by Peter Nielsen

I decided to stay in the 70’s a bit longer, because I wanted to re-visit this classic gem from 1971. I use the terms “classic” and “gem” very, very loosely because, well… oh, boy, where do I start with this one?

I suppose we have to go way back to my . . . → Read More: Peter’s Retro Reviews: Octaman (1971)

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119 – Forgotten Flix: Summer School (1987)

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In this episode of The Forgotten Flix Podcast, Jason and Joel are going back to Summer School (1987) with all the other misfits . . . → Read More: 119 – Forgotten Flix: Summer School (1987)

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Peter’s Retro Reviews: Orca (1977)

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by Peter Nielsen

”Captain Nolan: He loved his family… more than I loved mine.”

Let’s stay in the 70’s a little while longer, shall we? I mean, there were a lot of great movies made in that decade too, wouldn’t you agree? The movie I’ve chosen this week is certainly one of them. Well… . . . → Read More: Peter’s Retro Reviews: Orca (1977)

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118 – Forgotten Flix: Into the Night (1985)

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In this episode of The Forgotten Flix Podcast, Jason and Joel are going Into the Night (1985) with Kevin Bachelder from the Saturday B-Movie Reel and Tuning Into Sci-Fi TV!

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Peter’s Retro Reviews: The Glove (1979)

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by Peter Nielsen

”Wanted: Dead, NOT Alive!”

This week I’m taking a look at the second movie on the drive-in double feature DVD that I mentioned last time. The Glove was actually the main reason for buying it, because A: I’ve never seen it, and B: the awesome cover art!

I remember seeing the . . . → Read More: Peter’s Retro Reviews: The Glove (1979)

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117 – Forgotten Flix: See No Evil, Hear No Evil (1989)

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In this episode of The Forgotten Flix Podcast, Jason and Joel learn to See No Evil, Hear No Evil (1989)!

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Peter’s Retro Reviews: Search and Destroy (1979)

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by Peter Nielsen

”’Nam made them the most highly-trained killers in the world… Back home they need everything they learned to survive!”

The movie I’ve chosen for this week’s “discussion” is one I’ve never seen before, oddly enough! It’s the type of movie we would, without a doubt, have quickly snatched of off the . . . → Read More: Peter’s Retro Reviews: Search and Destroy (1979)

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116 – Forgotten Flix: No Holds Barred (1989)

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In this episode of The Forgotten Flix Podcast, Jason and Joel are grappling with life’s deepest, most profound questions as they remember No Holds Barred (1989)!

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Peter’s Retro Reviews: The Adventure of Sherlock Holmes’ Smarter Brother (1975)

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by Peter Nielsen

“Orville S. Sacker: Are you Mister S., for Sigerson, Holmes?

Sigerson Holmes: Perhaps!

Orville: Do you have a brother whose first name is Sherlock?

Sigerson: I do not!

Orville: You do have a brother?

Sigerson: I do.

Orville: Might I inquire as to his first name?

Sigerson: “Sheer Luck”!”

The . . . → Read More: Peter’s Retro Reviews: The Adventure of Sherlock Holmes’ Smarter Brother (1975)

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115 – Forgotten Flix: Brain Dead (1990)

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In this episode of The Forgotten Flix Podcast, Jason and Joel are (no big surprise here) Brain Dead (1990)!

Synopsis from IMDB: “Dr. Rex Martin is a leading neurosurgeon specializing in the cerebral misfunctions that cause . . . → Read More: 115 – Forgotten Flix: Brain Dead (1990)

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Sam Haynes – Ghost Stories

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by Peter Nielsen

Do you remember last Halloween when we were in the midst of October Spooky Flix Fest 2013, I did a review for an album by Sam Haynes called Welcome to the Horror Show? Well, ladies and gentlemen, it’s now time for another one! While it’s not yet Halloween, the new album . . . → Read More: Sam Haynes – Ghost Stories

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114 – Forgotten Flix: The Philadelphia Experiment (1984)

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In this episode of The Forgotten Flix Podcast, Jason and Joel travel through The Vortex with The Philadelphia Experiment (1984)!

Do you remember checking this one out at your local video store? Or maybe you caught . . . → Read More: 114 – Forgotten Flix: The Philadelphia Experiment (1984)

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Peter’s Retro Reviews: The Salute of the Jugger (1989)

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by Peter Nielsen

“People no longer remembered the Golden Age of the 20th Century. They didn’t remember the miraculous technology or the cruel wars that followed. They didn’t remember when Juggers first played The Game or how it came to be played with a dog skull…”

The world in which the movie is set . . . → Read More: Peter’s Retro Reviews: The Salute of the Jugger (1989)

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113 – Forgotten Flix: The Willies (1990)

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In this episode of The Forgotten Flix Podcast, Jason and Joel give each other a serious case of The Willies (1990)… and possibly a rash.

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Peter’s Retro Reviews: Gojira aka The Return of Godzilla (1984)

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by Peter Nielsen

The looming presence of Godzilla can’t have escaped anybody these days, can it? I mean, especially since there’s a new movie premiering soon. With that in mind I thought it would be appropriate to visit one of the older Godzilla movies. It would’ve been easy to choose the original black & . . . → Read More: Peter’s Retro Reviews: Gojira aka The Return of Godzilla (1984)

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112 – Forgotten Flix: Gymkata (1985)

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In this episode of The Forgotten Flix Podcast, Jason and Joel are combining the ancient, and lethal, arts of karate and… gymnastics! It’s all about Gymkata from 1985!

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111 – Forgotten Flix: Innerspace (1987)

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In this episode of The Forgotten Flix Podcast, Jason and Joel experience some serious shrinkage as they talk about Innerspace (1987) starring Dennis Quaid, Martin Short, and Meg Ryan!

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Peter’s Retro Reviews: Crash and Burn (1990)

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by Peter Nielsen

We’re in the year 2035 and the world is a harsh place to live in. At the start of the movie we see a wall calendar that says July 2030, but I suppose buying a new one and keeping up to date isn’t exactly on the priority-list. Food and water might . . . → Read More: Peter’s Retro Reviews: Crash and Burn (1990)

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110: Forgotten Flix – Remo Williams: The Adventure Begins (1985)

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In this episode of The Forgotten Flix Podcast, Jason and Joel learn they both move like pregnant yaks as they discuss Remo Williams: The Adventure Begins (1985) starring Fred Ward and Joel Grey!

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Take that Look off your Face! (aka The Worst “O” Faces in Cinema)

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by Maggie Kruger

Bethany: What’s he like?

Metatron: God? Lonely. But funny. He’s got a great sense of humour. Take sex for example. There’s nothing funnier than the ridiculous faces you people make mid-coitus.

– Dogma, 1999, dir. Kevin Smith

I should give you a bit of background – a few years back I . . . → Read More: Take that Look off your Face! (aka The Worst “O” Faces in Cinema)

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Peter’s Retro Reviews: 10 to Midnight (1983)

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by Peter Nielsen

”Forget what’s legal… Do what’s right!”

I’ve stated before that I’m a huge Charles Bronson fan, so it was only a matter of time before we landed on one of his flicks again. I vaguely remember watching 10 to Midnight in the theater back in the day, but it’s been so . . . → Read More: Peter’s Retro Reviews: 10 to Midnight (1983)

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109: Forgotten Flix – The War of the Roses (1989)

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In this episode of The Forgotten Flix Podcast, Jason and Joel are celebrating Valentine’s Day with a movie that redefined love, and double murder, for a generation.

We’re talking about The War of the Roses from . . . → Read More: 109: Forgotten Flix – The War of the Roses (1989)

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